Most of us would stop working if we could. We always crave for it, but that’s about as far as we get-dreaming. Having a 9-5 work just looks inevitable. I, Bochok Tabo, however am a master at defying the ineluctable. I look closely ‘The Foreseeable’ straight to the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to quit your job, STOP WORKING; I’ll even give you 5 reasons why you should.
1. If you stop working you’ll have plenty of time to reading articles such as this. This will enable me to become a household name down at the Unemployment and Welfare offices. My famousness is a simple price in achieving your dreams. You’ll think of this when you see me on the ‘Today Show’.
2. There’s a great feeling in quitting your job. For about 10 minutes you’ll be on cloud nine, you’ll on the top of the world, you’ll be living the good life, you’ll be: -insert your own line of though here-. Then the worries start about the car note, the mortgage, the kid’s school clothes, groceries, and how you’re going to pay that $850 you owe the Petermanns for running over their mailbox and a whole row of prize-winning azaleas. All this will bring depression up to the extent of attempting suicide, but at least you had 10 minutes of freedom.
3. Daytime TV shows is some of the most exciting and captivating television around. You’ll wonder how you ever survived without all those soap operas, movies, talk shows, reality shows, and judge shows where you suspect that the judge has beed paid. Combine this with all the informative TV ads that air during the day that will ”Get a degree from home’, ‘Make $1,000 a day answering emails’,'Learn the Internet in 2 hours’ in such exciting fields as GED preparation and septic tank scrubber’ and you’ll not only wonder why you didn’t quit your job sooner, you promise you won’t get back to work again.
4. In your formerly employed state you missed all those calls from colletors and billing agents. Now that you have resigned you’ll be able to sit at home in eager anticipation of these oh-so-important calls. Toss in a few telemarketers, calls from the Sheriff’s Association asking for donations, and a few of those computers that call you and ask you to ‘Hold for an important message’ and you’ll have to sit back and relax answering these calls. It’s like having a job again, without getting a salary.
5. Drawing yourself to get out of bed every morning at 5:45 in the morning doesn’t help your body. Your physician will proud of you that you care enough for your body to go as far as resigning from your job. He will not, however, see you as a patient anymore because you no longer have health insurance. But there’s no need to worry, after all that’s why we have free clinics. Waiting all day in this clinic next to two teenagers diagnosed with Gonorrhea is is another wonderful experience you will surely miss if you keep working on your present job.
There you have it. Five reasons why you should immediately go out and resign from your job. Have a free feeling to say these to your boss when you handle your resignation. If she asks where you came across such valuable information say to her that friend with unselfish motives provided them to you, and all I wanted in return was that you remember me when you get your septic tank scrubbed next time…
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